Things that you can trust more than Lying Ted Cruz

Donald Trump is right Ted Cruz lies. Either he was lying then or he’s lying now.

Things that you can trust more than Lying Ted Cruz

• Mexican tap water
• A wolverine with a ‘pet me’ sign
• A mixed drink made by Bill Cosby
• A straight edge shave from Jodi Arias
• A “Coin Toss” at a local Iowa Caucus
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• A night out with Aaron Hernandez
• Brian Williams memory
• A cigar offered to me by Bill Clinton
• Pete Carroll coaching decisions
• Loch Ness monster sightings
• OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
• Pinocchio
• A North Korea “Satellite” launch
• Hilary Clinton’s investigation into Bengazi
• Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
• MSNBC’s news reports
• Gas station Sushi
• A Jimmy Carter economic plan
• Bill Clinton’s claim he never had inappropriate relationships
• An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
• Michael Jackson’s Doctor
• MeCHA, La Raza, and LULAC’s claim they’re not racists
• A Jeffery Dahmer dinner invitation
• Obama’s investigation into the IRS Targeting Scandal
• The Boy that cried Wolf
• Harry Reid’s exercise equipment
• Tying Anthony Weiner’s shoes
• The direct number to the State Department in case of a riot
• A factory packed parachute
• A kiss from Judas
• An Afghan wearing a backpack
• A Supreme Court decision
• Keeping my healthcare plan
• A North Korea trial by jury
• A BIC pen that doesn’t leak
• Flint Michigan water supply
• A chinese newspaper
• Electronic Voting Machines
• A business proposition from the Nigerian Minister of Finance
• A week old tuna fish sandwich found on a filthy city bus

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  • Jae Stewart

    McCarthyism run amuck, nothing more. They’re so afraid of Ted Cruz’s integrity and brilliance that discrediting him was all they could think of to stop him. What a monumental loss for Americans!